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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

funny incidents at my institute

ystrdy i was sitting and gossiping with my frnds in the night and all of a sudden the talk shifted to some funny incidents tht had happened here at my institute...just to share a few ....

1) This is a conversation between 2 professors at my insitute...the campus here is surrounded by alot of greenery and open lands...so we have snakes..frogs..and scorpions giving us company many a times...so this is what happened...

Prof X goes to the bathroom and finds a scorpion there....scared like hell...he goes out..and picks up his phone and calls up Prof Y, the next door neighboor...

Prof X: (visibly scared and stammering)..."Prof Y...there's a scorpio in the bathroom..there's a scorpio in the bathroom.

(well Scorpio is an SUV, 4x4 vehicle in India )...

So Prof Y: (inadvertantly)..."How did u manage to park it there"....

I dunno if u found it funny..but for us it was hellishly hilarious...

2) This happened in a Retailing Mgmt course here....just a background..South Indians pronounce mall as maal...and maal in hindi means goods...(or rather in guy lingo it means..hot chick)...

So the Retailing prof is taking a lecture in the class and says..

"In north India there are a lot of good maals.."....

now me n a bunch of other north indian guyz sitting at the last row of the class..start laughing like anything..for its maal as in the maal we interpret it as....n sir has no clue...so he asks.."Share the joke with the me too...let me know what u were laughing abt.."...n we started laughin even more harder...so then he says.."In north India, maal means goods.."...n we again erupted in laughter....and we were like .."yes sir, definitely goods...very good goods"....

dont knw if u guyz liked it or not..but for us, this is what makes life fun here :)

n heres a pic of the amazing and mighty Himalayas


courtsey: an IAF plane flying over the Himalayas

cheers!!

PS...the discussion on the post below is still on!!

40 comments:

IncorrigibleV said...

ROFL Mav... i can't stop giggling.
i loved the scorpio incident. =))

Gledwood said...

ugh scorpio/on ~::~ yuck!

Keshi said...

ROFL Mav! tnxx for the laughs :):) I needed em.

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

haha, maaal in guy lingo :))

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

We used to find scorpions in the fireplace growin up, scared the sh*t out of me!

maverick said...

@vandita..lol...well they were both hilarious...n scorpio one was amazing :)

maverick said...

@gledwood...thanks for dropping by..n lol.. :)

maverick said...

@keshi...glad u liked them...hope u r doing ok..

maverick said...

@ashu..lol...n imagine he wanted to knw what it was...n we jus kept laughing....

maverick said...

@MsP...lol...well we do find them here when the rains start n then just hunt them down :D

Lena said...

lolzz that was funny :)
btw how did you guys get to know about private convo of two professors??

maverick said...

@lena...lol..well prof y happened to share it with a few students...so it got leaked out :D

Mez said...

This qualifies as a Non-PJ. Congratulations.

Haha

maverick said...

@mez...thank u...im honoured for this gratitude shown by u towards the post :D

gypsy said...

hehehee....thats funny...

anyways...ur post is up...

lemme know if you want sm changes....

maverick said...

@sinner...lol..glad u enjoyed them...yep saw the post..thanks a ton ...owe u one :)

cm chap said...

LOL... Scorpio incident made me laugh for a long time. Rocking college life..hmmm

maverick said...

@cm-chap..lol...well it was amazingly funny...i cudnt drink the tea for 10 odd minutes..lol :D...thanks for dropping by :)

umangexuberance said...

*fell off my bed laughing*

this was hilarious.. especially the second one :D

maverick said...

@umang..u jus invented FOMBL...lol.....

well we didnt stop laughing for 10minutes in front of the sir then.. :D

Spiky Zora Jones said...

mav...The Scorpions ROCk...Huh? Oh the other ones, like in bugs. Yuck! Stomp on them...dead.

Ha...I got the joke...the second one was funny too.

I know alot about India because I have friends who are from there, Most from Punjab. I think that's how you spell it. Why do they wear a dagger or knife to their church?

ciao babes.

maverick said...

@spiky...lol...glad u got the jokes...howdy...

the dagger is called a kirpan and its a part of the 5k's prescribed in our holybook :)

Keshi said...

:) hows u?

Keshi.

maverick said...

@keshi...hey..im good..how abt u??

... said...

Oye! You are tagged.
Do it nah

maverick said...

@cloudsie...lol..i knw..i ll do it soon..pakka :)

Nature Nut /JJ Loch said...

You had me giggling on a frigid morning. :D Great jokes. College/professor jokes are the best!!!

Great Himalaya photo. Love the mountains.

Good morning, Maverick.:D If you find the sun, tell it to come knocking this way.

Hugs, JJ

maverick said...

@jj..lol..glad u enjoyed them :)..got some more pics of the himalayas..they are truely amazing :)...

i ll surely send the sun ur side :)

Unknown said...

Heh, funny post. And cool pic!

maverick said...

@meghan...lol..glad u liked d jokes n d pic :)

Keshi said...

goodo :)

Keshi.

maverick said...

@keshi...thankooooooo :D

(T) (H) (B) said...

Would like to visit the Himalaya someday... =)

maverick said...

@thb...sure...i ll b ur tour guide :D

Solitaire said...

The MAAL thing is tooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!

maverick said...

@solitaire...i knw it was very funny :)

Unknown said...

that first one was freaking funny.

the second one .. boys! you guys have a one track mind!

maverick said...

@cinn...lol...well they were really funny i must tell u :)

Subhasis Chattopadhyay said...

cool, man...liked both and faintly smiled...

maverick said...

@rhapsodysinger..lol...cool :D