Well have seen alot of weird, dull n sad stuff on blogs with questions abt life on this...that....what not n blah blah blah......
so here are a few jokes to liven up the mood...
First one:
A young guy, whose travelling along the British countryside face a problem when his car breaks down on the highway with no civilization in sight other than farms and some animals here n there...
Faraway in the distance he sees a light...so he walks up to it..n finds a cottage there..he knocks on the door and an old man opens it....
The young man says " Sir ,my cars broken down and i need a place to spend the night..can u help me"...
The old man (being a considerate guy) says "i have 2 rooms..one is babys room and the other is the bathroom..u can take one .n i ll sleep outside as i m used to the conditions...."
The young man thinks for a while on which room to take(so that he doesnt get disturbed by howling babies)..he says " i ll take the bathroom" and then he goes n sleeps there...
In the morning a beautiful chick wakes him up...he rubs his eyes hard, stunned.. he asks..who are u..
The girl replies.." I am Baby"...and then she asks " who are you"...
the guy replies "i am a stupid fool"
so here are a few jokes to liven up the mood...
First one:
A young guy, whose travelling along the British countryside face a problem when his car breaks down on the highway with no civilization in sight other than farms and some animals here n there...
Faraway in the distance he sees a light...so he walks up to it..n finds a cottage there..he knocks on the door and an old man opens it....
The young man says " Sir ,my cars broken down and i need a place to spend the night..can u help me"...
The old man (being a considerate guy) says "i have 2 rooms..one is babys room and the other is the bathroom..u can take one .n i ll sleep outside as i m used to the conditions...."
The young man thinks for a while on which room to take(so that he doesnt get disturbed by howling babies)..he says " i ll take the bathroom" and then he goes n sleeps there...
In the morning a beautiful chick wakes him up...he rubs his eyes hard, stunned.. he asks..who are u..
The girl replies.." I am Baby"...and then she asks " who are you"...
the guy replies "i am a stupid fool"
Second one:
First Guy: Do you know why cowgirls have bowshaped legs????
Second Guy: thinks.....
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Dumbfounded he says " No clue...tell me"
check the comments section!!
cheers!!
38 comments:
First Guy: Do you know why cowgirls have bowshaped legs????
Second Guy: thinks.....
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Dumbfounded he says " No clue...tell me"
First Guy: Because cowboys like to drink and eat with their hats on!!
hahaha
wohhooooooooooooo, laughter challenge jaisi hasiyan sunai de rahi he kano me :)))
@jiggs...glad u liked the jokes..n understood them :)
@ashu g..changa hai...glad u laughed n smiled :)
super LOL, first mast tha, second zabardast tha...waise i kinda knew what was comin :P
LOL @cowgirl joke! HAHAHAHAHA!
Keshi.
lol!!
sill think ur original posts are more fun :)
@vandita...really u knew???lol..it aint tht common a joke i gues :D
@keshi...cowgirl eh??lol...fantasizing?
@pri...hmm...laughter my friend is the best medicine...so either ways..the posts shud make u laugh :)
ROFL, Maverick. You have the best personality in the world!!!
Hugs, JJ
@jj...lol..well i dont knw abt tht...happy u liked the jokes :)...
Ohmigosh, my jaw just dropped. Didn't see these ones coming from you, Mav :P
@meghan...lol..im full of surprises :D
nice ones....
;Dkeep smilin...
Mav...hey , I'm a cowgirl right from the farm. I don't Have bowed legs. Oh...that's right cowboys do but cowgirls, including me, don't drink and eat with our hats on.
Ha! YAHOOOO!
@sinner...lol...glad u liked them...im always smiling :)
@spiky...lol...well im sure its the cowboys that ve to ve the hat on... :D
hey u!
finally I got a breather ***pretends to pant in a frenzy***
LOL!
catch ya tmrw Mav!
Keshi.
@keshi...lol..jus got up after a small nap...thot of takin it as u were busy..lol
ve a great evening :)
I love it! I was walking like I had bowshaped legs the other day too...unfortunately not for this reason;-)
hahah! Thanks for blog rolling me. :)
@dollface...lol.....im sure someone must ve figured tht only
:)
@shooting star...glad u liked them...thanks for dropping by..keep visiting :)
@thb..glad u liked the jokes...abt blogrolling the pleasure's mine :)
LOL!
Uff re..
Maverick, I have given you an award on my blog. :D
Hugs, JJ
@solitaire... :D liked them eh!!
@mez...ha ha ha ha :D
@jj...thank u so much..i ll hop over n collect it :D
lol...that was really funny!
@gunj...lol...glad u liked them :)
Good Post Peoples....
@bossmack...thanks mate...glad u liked it :)
kinky!
@mspudding...lol..yeah :D
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