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Sunday, April 6, 2008

2 tags at one time

so this time im doing 2 tags...

here is the first one..this one was by Jiggs...n is goes like this

Rules

Write 5 things you would do or like to do if you had a chance to change into the opposite sex...
(i ll let sum part of my imagination run wild :D)


1) Ensure that i ve an hr glass figure..36-24-36 ( for those who arent aware of what "the hr glass figure is"..) ... :D or atleast 26 if not 24 :D

2) Get a tattoo at the small of the back (ladies u knw wat tht means :D)

3) Find out the eternal mystery of why women cant live up to being punctual when they ve to dress up :D

4) Try n play a tennis match against Martina Hingis, Kournikova....would be a nice threesome :D

5) Have fun in an all girls hostel ;)

Wooooooooooooooooffffffffff!!!!!!!!! Funny stuf eh??

Now for the 2nd tag...this was given to me by FreeSherry and it is

I had to write a six word memoir and this is it...

I am a

"fighting matador in life's raging bullfight"

:D :D :D

btw please do read the short story i ve written in the post below n leave ur comments on it :)

cheers!!

66 comments:

Solitaire said...

Good luck with 1, 2, 3, 4 if you ever manage to become a girl!

maverick said...

@solitaire..lol..dont intend to..tht was a hypothetical post :D

Keshi said...

LOL Mav it seems like u still wanna be a guy in a girl's body? Thats not what the tag says tho haha!

Keshi.

maverick said...

@keshi...lol...thts not true..wats wrong in being the hot girl tht i just mentioned...n u cant expect me to think like a girl entirely :D

Keshi said...

yeah but if ur a straight girl, u wud go 'ewww' at threesomes with 2 other girls and living a in Ladies' hostel wud bore u to death. *rolling eyes*
:):)


** Find out the eternal mystery of why women cant live up to being punctual when they ve to dress up

well u'll never find out, especially if ur a girl. Cos to girls, this is not even an issue. LOL!


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Quite an interesting wishlist dude. You cannot find out ever the point 3. I bet.

I couldnt stop grinning hard at point 1.

maverick said...

@keshi...lol..
yeah but if ur a straight girl, u wud go 'ewww' at threesomes with 2 other girls

strictly tennis :D
and living a in Ladies' hostel wud bore u to death. *rolling eyes*

u always ve the gossip n the naughty stuff to compensate it for :D

Find out the eternal mystery of why women cant live up to being punctual when they ve to dress up

hmm...well i write a research paper on it for the betterment of MANkind... :D

maverick said...

@ashu...lol...chk my reply above for point 3...

lol abt grinning at point 1...nice point right??

Keshi said...

lolz Mav!

**well i write a research paper on it for the betterment of MANkind

well u wont. Cos if ur a woman, why wud u even think u need to to do such a thing? LOL!

Keshi.

maverick said...

@keshi...i would do tht so that men can understand that why its not possible to expect women to b on time.. :)

freesherry said...

lol
mav
that was a terrific reply
thanks a lot :)

maverick said...

@sherry...lol..glad u liked the tag reply :)

freesherry said...

hey!
I am holding a little party in my shoutbox tomorrow
A great way to have fun and get to know other bloggers.. food, booze, dance and loads and loads of gappein :D
for oodles of masti and bucketsful of fun be there!!!
for timings check my blog

http://sherryrowl.blogspot.com/

and yes, invite as many of your blogger friends as you can..
spread the word!!!
hope to see you guys in my shoutbox tomorrow!!
take care :)
love
sherry

maverick said...

@sherry....will b there... :)...as it s i ve to get up at 6 tomorrow morning too :)

Vandita said...

hehe i was ROFLin with the first tag, even the typo in martina's name made it funny :P
liked the spirit in the memoir too :)
dunno how i'll be able to do it...
cya at sherry's party

maverick said...

@vandita..lol..i jus saw the typo...damn..i ll correct it :D

glad u liked the tags...yep c u at the party :)

gunj said...

saale...do u knw 36-24-36 kitna mushkil hai???
hw i wish god makes u a girl next time!!grrrrrr

maverick said...

@gunj...ha ha ha ....pehla khundak wala reaction...n u ve just won urself a big prize for this :)

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Mav...what would be next...a guy having a baby? Don't believe that crap on the tele...only a woman can do that miracle.

I'm surprised a guy came up with five things without the help of a woman. hehehe.

Hingis and Kournikova...Hell no. Babes, they will kick your ass up and down and sideways. Don't play tenis with them, you wwill look like a fool. Listen...come closer, wouldn't it more fun to F*** them.
Do I have to think of everything?

Ciao babes. hehehe. fun post. :D

maverick said...

@spiky...lol...well...naah i dont write stuff like tht..its good gossip on the tv only :D

well i have interacted with quite a few women n it helps me get a perspective :)

well we cant play with 3 people in the court right...so it was never abt tennis :D

Keshi said...

isnt that already understood? Men I think it's high time u knew why. well, cos we r WOMEN, not MEN. As simple as that :)

Keshi.

maverick said...

@women..precisely..this is something the women knw..so i ll try to put in a way that men can understand :D

Anonymous said...

**sigh** at the glass figure :(

Nice memoir :D

didya read mine ?

mine was " fell off bed, broke my nose"

Ceedy e liye kiya tha :)

d SINNER!!! said...

:)

nicely put....

1,2,3...roflmao

d SINNER!!! said...

b/w m back @ confessions...

Keshi said...

I give up.

Keshi.

maverick said...

@veens...lol...nice memoir..i ll read ur blog too :)...welcome my space..n enjoy ur stay here :)

maverick said...

@sinner...well it was fun writing them..n welcome back :)

maverick said...

@keshi...i win i win :D ..lol...hope u had a great day

Anonymous said...

hw was the xam btw?

maverick said...

@veens...decent...same old story writing stuf :)

Anonymous said...

great. :)

maverick said...

@veens..lol...wasup vid u btw??

Anonymous said...

ko i knw wat yu r thinking.. and it is right by the way.. i m jus idling around :)

was gettin bored and all... and trying to read other blogs.. and write one myelf.. but smetimes the s/m [ my brain] doesnt work at all :(

and this is my that kinda period.. and that my eyes have been attacked by my VERY faithful dog.. doesnt help my cause..

btw.. i knw.. yu dint need to knw any Ram kahani... but well.. u asked and well i answeed.. :D

so whats up with yu.. dnt worry.. u can temme a long story.. :D

maverick said...

@veens..i wasnt thinking anything as it is..too sleepy to think...

oh..hope u get well soon...n ntn much is up at my end...tired...slept for only 4 hrs ystrdy...will doze off after a while...

Anonymous said...

ok Mav, good sleep.. me goin to watch sme movie :)

maverick said...

@veens..lol..i ll catch u later sometime..probably in an hr n half or so...enjoy d movie :)

Anonymous said...

i will thanks.

bye

gunj said...

kya hai mera prize!! bata bata!;)

maverick said...

@gunj...ha ha ha...ho ho ho...dilli aane pe bataonga...vaise i think i cud arrange supplies for Cornetto for u for sometime..tumhara gussa thanda rakhne ke liye :D

peek said...

oye thats not a poem but a song from Fergie's album :P ...

looks like that song was written for me only. :).

geet

maverick said...

@geet...lol..same difference :)..chandramukhi ho ya paaro..ki farak painda hai yaaron :D

peek said...

gall taan sai kitti. :)

geet

maverick said...

@geet g...gal taan assi sahi hi karde hege :)..kidan ho?

DollFace said...

LOL...this was really cute. If I could be a guy, I would be a whore:)

maverick said...

@dollface...lol...tht was nice :D

Keshi said...

lol ok u win.

Keshi.

maverick said...

@keshi.... :D :D :D

merci madamoiselle :)

Pri said...

well the first tag seems to have still been written with a guys perspective....asin i wonder if u were a female , would u have had as much fun as u think u would have with that 'threesome' and 'girls hostel' n stuff...unless ofcourse u were lesbian...uhoh!!:-/

was fun reading though...i think u shud be excused on that because a guy can never think like a woman...sigh!

Mez said...

Lol

Anjuli said...

baba re...kya imagination hai....

maverick said...

@pri..lol...the threesome was purely related to tennis...

the hostel thing..well dont girls ve fun..i mean is living in a girls hostel all abt lesbianism ( :D :D )

maverick said...

@mez...lol??kuch aur bhi bol deti...

maverick said...

@anjuli...imagination has no limits :D

Lena said...

nice nice... fun at the girl's hostel?? can there be a fun if you are a girl? :P

i am yet to write 6 word's memoir, it seems to be beyond my comprehension right now...

maverick said...

@lena...look at what everyones replied to in the comments..u ll knw :)...

Darkling said...

aaahh u r the tag queen self proclaimed one ALSO

Aditi ''Jiggs'' said...

heyaa

hahahahh
man o man
crazy imagination !!!

:D :D :D

maverick said...

@darkling...n what was tht???mind explaining it in english??

maverick said...

@jiggs...
ha ha ha...well u gave me the tag..had to b wild :D

gunj said...

lol...no...mujhe moti ni hona aur :P

maverick said...

@gunj..ha ha ha...wel abhi tak sugar free ice cream ayi nahi hai :D

Nature Nut /JJ Loch said...

Maverick, even when I'm wearing jeans it takes me a long time to leave the house too. I wonder what's up? If you find out, let me know. Jeff waits and waits.

You should write a novel from the hero's point of view. You would write a great one. You can Google how-to-write fiction when you need to figure out how to write a book.

Hugs, JJ

maverick said...

@jj..lol..im sure for him its worth the wait to see u...

n im not too sure im tht good a write r :) but thnx for believing in me :)

MsPuddin said...

Damn tramp stamp lol yes, unfortunately I have one of those...

maverick said...

@mspuddin...lol..which one??