i was given this tag by D Sinner to write up on 10 things i hate about the opposite sex.
Well so here it goes...
Some things i hate(dislike) about girls...
1) They claim they havent watched/dont watch porn..cmon..who are u kidding......be honest..wats the big deal
2) Not being on time...more often than not...they are like 10-15mins late a minimum for the prescribed meeting....b a lil punctual at times...i knw dressing up takes time..so start 10mins before than the usual...
3) Dressing up weird..i mean..if u ve the figure...wear clothes that carry u off..i ve seen women wear tight clothing jus for the heck of it..and all the fat spilling over frm the remainings...
4) Wearing low waist jeans and not being able to carry it off...damn dont even want to explain...
Well couldnt come up with more as of now..will update it if i come to realize of anymore points tht can be added here...till then enjoy :)
Well so here it goes...
Some things i hate(dislike) about girls...
1) They claim they havent watched/dont watch porn..cmon..who are u kidding......be honest..wats the big deal
2) Not being on time...more often than not...they are like 10-15mins late a minimum for the prescribed meeting....b a lil punctual at times...i knw dressing up takes time..so start 10mins before than the usual...
3) Dressing up weird..i mean..if u ve the figure...wear clothes that carry u off..i ve seen women wear tight clothing jus for the heck of it..and all the fat spilling over frm the remainings...
4) Wearing low waist jeans and not being able to carry it off...damn dont even want to explain...
5) One thing i dont understand...why do women drive at 40kmph in the overtaking lane????i mean cmon ladies..use the middle lane...where u can drive comfortably at 40...leave the overtaking lane for the purpose its there...(this goes out to alot of drivers..not just women)...
6) Not waxing off the body hair...well it does make a difference...especially ladies down south in India..please pay heed to this...
6) Not waxing off the body hair...well it does make a difference...especially ladies down south in India..please pay heed to this...
Well couldnt come up with more as of now..will update it if i come to realize of anymore points tht can be added here...till then enjoy :)
52 comments:
hmmm hmmm hmmm
must say You can't generalize on these
Thank God but I am not guilty of any of the aforementioned crimes
except may be that i can't stand porn
B.I.-1 and 2(uncensored) was all the porn I could take and it almost made me puke, quite honestly
@sherry..lol..BI was just pure seduction n lust..not porn....
n i ve been specific where its reqd to b specific in the 6 points :)
LOL Mav u crack me up! Nice one.
Porn? To be honest I dun like porn. But I hv watched it just once with a friend and vomitted straight away LOL! Im serious.
**why do women drive at 40kmph in the overtaking lane????
HUH excuse me wut kinda drivers r ya talkin abt? Do not generalise LOL! Not all women drivers r this bad. btw I have seen granpas doing that too n they r men FYI. LOL!
Keshi.
@keshi..lol..abt the porn thing..
n abt the driving thing..i ve mentioned a lot of men drivers too..in brackets..didntya read tht??? :D
**...(this goes out to alot of drivers..not just women)...
but isnt this post abt women LOL!
Keshi.
@keshi..it is..the bracket part wasnt :)...jus to make u feel good :)
lol I knew it! men r liars LOL!
Keshi.
@keshi...lol :D
excuse me, these are so very generalized statements....!!!
just because some girl todl you she's not watched porn yet, or you've seen a girl drivin like that, or some girl wearing weired cloths (by the way, boys don't like girls wearing low jeans????!!!! dont; tel me..!!).. yuo cannot generalize..!!
in fact, many boys have similar problems... they feel road is their playground, wear low jeans, and feel they're Hritik ROshan's competitor, grow hair just like girls, which doesn't even suit them...and so on and so on... :D
@radhika..lol..excused :D
1) not some girl toldme..a lot of girls say..they havent watched porn....
2)girls do drive weird at times...n 8 out of 10 times u ld see that happen..
3)n abt the guy thing...well exceptions are always there :D
lolz @ Radhika's comments!
The WAR begins mate @Mav
GOOD LUCK, u started it LOL!
Keshi.
@keshi..lol..as the name suggests..i ll fight it out...stop adding fuel to it :D
*watches a truckload of rotten tomatos and raw eggs comin towards Mav*
lol god bless ya mate!
Keshi.
@keshi.."ducks underneath..n sees them land on keshi..who was standing behind n laughing...n now is covered in tomato puree"... :D
ahha.. eceptions.. hmm, then may be you should start appreciating exeptional girls, who by the way, would not be a part of your list... :D
oh yes, has the truck arrived?!?!?! ;) lols
Keshi,
wanna join?!?!
@radhika...abt the exceptional gals..y shud i b explicit abt them..they are already there out in the world..for everyone to see :)..
u n keshi teaming up?
hahhaa...
i like whats goin on here...yeah yeah, get all those trucks full of veggies...exp tomatoes and eggs...
anyways, i guess Mav why most of the gals tell u dat they dnt watch porn is bcoz most of them throw up after watchin it for d frst time...and who likes vomittin...so they never watch it again...thats the case wth me as well...(yeah yeah, vomited badly....and frankly it wasn't porn exactly but some Hollywood movie, uncensored one (dnt remmem the name now))....
and abt drivers, as u have written (i think) it applies to men too...and even the low waist jeans scene...if u havent seen that come to shimla, here all guys...big, small, are trying to look cool by showing their a** and we gals just pray that their jeans dnt drop off as tehy are so low....:)
@sinner..lol...well cant say abt shimla...most of the stuff that comes there is frm tibetian markets...n those guyz can carry off the low waist jeans amazingly...newaz..concentrate on women here plz...n as i said...i ve mentioned the driving thing for men too...but the percentage is way too small for the men in that category
thanks for the add to your blogroll...
I like your list BTW, and whole heartedly agree with the waxing & tight clothes. Sometimes i wonder how people leave the house and think they had made good clothing choices.!
@kimberlie...u r welcome..yep...i even i cant understand sometimes how ppl manage to do tht :)
what's ur problem with body hair by the way :-P
ok..
1. i have not... i am honets .. lol
2. even if i start 10 mins before the usual, i am still 10 mins late :D Sorry.. Maybe guys should come 10 mins later ;)
3. it happens.. but dont generalize :D
4. no comments
5. me not getting it either :D
6.no comments again :O
only 6 points?? fairly good ;)
@anjuli...lol...doesnt really look good on women!!
@lena..lol
1) u shud try
2) lol
3) ha ha ha
4) hmmm
5) its a mystery.
6) lol
With International Women's Day around the corner...we couldn't have asked for a better Analysis!
thanx..seriously looking forward to more...!
@wildflower...thanks....lol..i was getting ready for a tomato n egg war with a few other blogger.. :D
hey i tagged for this too :D
anyways
#1 i beg to differ...I DO NOT WATCH PORN AND HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EITHER...honest!
#2 hmmm sometimes im veryy early too, meanin my frnds are late...
#3 i know what u mean!
#4 thank god i can carry em off :P
#5 i dont drive as of now...will keep that in mind
#6 hmmm :|
i like that u cudnt come up with more in the first go :P
@vandita..lol..i didnt knw even u had tagged me for the same..lol..newaz...nice replies...good :)
helllooo...very generalised statememnts here...u should have atleast said 'those (few) women' hmpf!!
neways try as u might u couldent come up with more than 6 huh? :p
so i rest my case!
oye and btw when we say we dont watch porn, we DONT watch porn!!
we never doubt u guys when ull say u'l never watch 'sex and the city'(not a generalised statement btw :p)..so kuch toh sharm karo and learn to believe us!hmpf!! :-/
interesting to know ur views by the way...
lol
well, BI is the closest to porn i have ever been to
I have nothing against people who watch porn, its just something I don't enjoy
If I did, I am not the kind to be hiding it
# 1 Like no man goes w/o watchin porn, so can there be gals who havent seen it. Now whatz teh big fuss in that..why wud we hide anyways? Bt serious porn is no fun..it make the whole art of sex look so gross.Ekkks!
# 2 Somethings men just gotta bera. Dont we women tolerate s lot from ur end.
# 3 & 4 - Agree
# 5 - No clue
# 6 - Remember my post on Mallus? hehe
mav...hey, those are some things I don;t like about girls too. heheheh
Does me and lover watching our reflection in the mirror count as watching porn...ahem.
I make them wait..it makes the kiss more passionate. It hightens taste and touch.
If he or she doesn't like what i'm wearing...they just need to tell me to take it off..I will, no big deal. Can i do the same if I don't like what they're wearing too?
answer...same as above.
I drive better than most men...on and off the road. I drove a police cruiser...ya know. I make an excellent passenger seat driver...Turn here...I meant turn left. hehehe
Shaving legs okay and maybe a brazilian once in a while...Don't we all..
hehehe..That was fun.
Come to US, lot of this would be false and redundant!!!!!!!
@pri..lol...
".u should have atleast said 'those (few) women' hmpf!!"
ha ha ha...numbers would be huge...trust me :)
n good to knw that u knw my views now :)
@kitty
1. i watch porn every day
great
2. i'm routinely 10 minutes early
hmmm....
3. i am not fat and don't ooze fat for the sake of fashion
i can see that
4. i can carry them off no worries
i knw
5. i fucking HATE people who do that, whether they have a vagina or a penis
lol
6. i have no pussy hair and i believe it should be the law that women are either bald or seriously landscaped at all times
shhhh...
i am your perfect biatch mav!!!
australia..im coming..lol
@sherry..lol..its k... :D
@mez..lol...yeah i knw abt the Mallu post :D
@spiky..im sure u r a good driver and co passenger..here and there everyhere :D
@ashu...this happens to be India..and alot of it is valid here :D
The reason we don't watch porn...we know better that she's faking it and guys should too.
Waxing goes both ways and I've come across a guy or two with a wolverine growing down his pants.
Muffin ass is offensive to guys as speedo wearing old men are offensive to women.
So there.
haha Mav I ducked too!
yes Radhika lets get together n bash up Mav LOL!
*ties a head band and puts her fighting shorts on*
lolz!
Keshi.
haha Sinner! I love her comment :)
Keshi.
@keshi...lol...keep ducking the trajectory of the thrown tomatoes will ensure they land on u only :D
y do all men hav d same probs?
@gunj....why dont women do away with those few probs :D
Wow lol this was interesting…I’ve never seen this tag before. Got guys venting too huh ;p
@mspuddin...lol..got everyone venting... :D
We don't watch porn because women are not visual! Men are! Simple! And trust me, some images in there are gruesome. And I know it cos I have watched it! So how can you say we don't. Once also counts!
@solitaire..lol...what my point states is tht women dont admit to tht fact..more often than not they ll deny it...
Ok I have my feminism hat on so u beware! wats with men DEMANDING waxed women!i mean ok i personally do it for my own reasons but why despise women who dont do it? U guyz have hair ALL over ya body but women neva crib. And dont temme women "are supposed" to wax..wats wit the discrimination.
Above crap leads to..why do I myself do it. Am too a victim of all of this- waxing threading thus causing pain. aargh I rest my case.
n i completely ditto solitaire on the porn thing.
@elusive...lol..so u mean to say u ld like hairless..smooth men..i mean...if thts ur preference...n women r suppose to wax their hair off...smooth skin on women is always desirable...not on men i believe :D
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