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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Something funny

Well my MBA is about to end..another 30 odd days to go...and we guyz are compiling our testimonials for our friends and batchmates here...

The best part of this exercise is the compilation of funny quotes n incidents that have occured over the last 2 years...and here are some of them...

1) Me sitting in my friends room and during the conversation..i start to make a point n blurt out.."u knw..yesterday the best was ultimate..." ...n i am like what did i just say..n everyone is laughing...

2) Me n my friends were at a guest house resting for a while..our flight was late in the evening..so we were just hanging out..n i ask my friend for her face wash...n this is how i ask.. " can i have ur face wash i need to FACE MY WASH"... :D

3) One of the best oxymoron's tht u will hear... i said this to a frnd.. "i am a normal sardar"...n the reaction was unbelievable...n he started laughing hysterically..we still laugh on it till date :)

4) Dinner time conversation between a grp of frnds

G: Aaj to kele se kaam chalana padega :( (As there was idly in mess G says..told i ll just ve to make do with bananas..he meant for diner)
S: Roz kisse se kaam chalata hai (Replies mockingly..what do u use everyday)

(Banana here means.....u know wat :D)

5) Once at lunch time S (an innocent girl who didnt anything double meaning when she came here n now we have taught her so much double meaning stuff) innocently says "ladke kele ke saath kya karte hain.. :D (what do guys do with bananas)...and we all started laughing...

6) Again another statement from S...in a group of 10 guys...she innocently asks again.. "what is gang bang"...all we could do was laugh...n we laughed our guts out :D

7) A conversation between B n S ... B n S got placed in the same company and M is B's boyfriend...so this is how the conversation goes...

S: " B, i ll never let u feel alone in Mumbai...whatever M does with u..i ll also do that "(S meant all the fun stuff)...

B: (scared to death says)..."get lost, i am straight..dont even come near me...."

There are so many more...will put up another post later..

Hope u guyz enjoy reading them..

PS: Do read abt the Kolli hills post below, see the pics and checkout the videos :)

46 comments:

Steph said...

Hey Mav, Just popping in to say hi.

Keshi said...

eww @bananas!


**(scared to death says)..."get lost, i am straight..dont even come near me...."

LOL!


Keshi.

maverick said...

@steph...**looks arnd..where did the sun rise from today??? :D**...welcome to my blog again :)..n hey :)

maverick said...

@keshi...well those were funny moments here...some stuff that have made the last 2 yrs really memorable :D

Lena said...

funny stuff, good memories for the rest of the life :)

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

lol...those were so funny!!
waitin fo more!!

Unknown said...

I can relate, I still look back at some of my Uni quotes with friends and laugh. Glad that's a universal thing :) Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun!

RADhika said...

funny things.. you'll always remember these days.. oh and that 'sardar' thing was really nice. :))

AG said...

heya

LOLZZ
NICE ONE

enjy these days to the fullest!!

cheers

IncorrigibleV said...

kuch bacha hi nahi kehne ke liye, i was laughing from the beginnin to the end...
this is so much like my own coll, i can't even begin to jot down the number of incredibly funny double meanin sentences i hear every day :)
"what is gang bang" mast tha!!! =))

maverick said...

@lena..lol..yeah..good memories for life...

maverick said...

@gunj..lol..will put up another post sometime :)

maverick said...

@meghan...yeah..we r having alot of fun...n thats something tht makes life here a little less boring :)

maverick said...

@radhika..lol... i kept laughing after making tht statement :D

maverick said...

@aditi..welcome bck..how were ur exms..yeah enjoying these days to the fullest :D

maverick said...

@vandita..lol...well our day starts n ends with double meaning sentences only :D

Spiky Zora Jones said...

mav...it's nice to see that you smile and laugh everyday my friend.

I love life like that. Enjoy all of it.

Sorry I have not been by...lots f drama going on and my time is comsumed by so many, but I still find the time to laugh and smile.

This post made me do both too.

ciao babes.

kimberlie said...

hehehe, i like #2.

(T) (H) (B) said...

MBA dunno when I'll get mine..

SIGH!

AG said...

heyaa
thanks
they r over thats all i knwo
yess will try my best to enjy them

cheers

maverick said...

spiky..hope u r ok..n doing good..i was busy this whole week conducting an online quiz event...just got free...good to knw u r smiling n laughing :)

maverick said...

@kimberlie...lol..yeah tht was really funny :)

maverick said...

@thb..dont worry..im sure u ll get urs too :)

maverick said...

@aditi..cool...hope u enjoy them to the core :)

Mez said...

Ur real time jokes are always funny.Thks for gud laugh!

maverick said...

@mez...lol...glad u liked them..this is jus a small snippet of what goes on daily...

freesherry said...

hmmm... my college too is about to come to an end.. and all those moments funny and sad just keep popping back out of no where..
nice post :)

p_nami said...

What is gang bang? LMAO

So innocent...what was the reaction when you told her?

Anonymous said...

loved the last one :)))

maverick said...

@sherry...well u ll remember the good ones no doubt abt it :)

maverick said...

@dollface..lol...she was like ...really..n she started laughing herself :D

maverick said...

@ashu...lol...glad u liked the post :)

gypsy said...

laughed on ol o them...

:)waitin for more...

Anonymous said...

"i am a normal sardar"


Haha.... Sahi hai boss!!!! nice post...

baki bhi jaldi likho paaji...m waiting... n m forwarding these to all my frens... haha hope u dnt mind that....

maverick said...

@sinner...lol..good u liked them..will put up a post sometime :)

maverick said...

@samby...thanks for dropping by :)...sure fwd them :)

Keshi said...

good to hv funny memories to make u laugh every now n then :)

Keshi.

maverick said...

@keshi...yeah...they always linger on :D

Solitaire said...

hahaha!!

Keshi said...

yep yep yep :)

Keshi.

maverick said...

@solitaire...lol...glad u liked them :)

maverick said...

@keshi.... :D..wasup??

darkling said...

hmmmm best of luck with it

maverick said...

@darkling...thanx :)

Nature Nut /JJ Loch said...

A beautiful post, Maverick. I wish I were there to cheer you on when you walk down the aisle during graduation. WOOT!!! Hope we see a pic!!!

My life has been crazy but good crazy. Stay tuned. :D

Hugs, JJ

maverick said...

@jj...well i ll let u knw when the graduation happens...n u can then board a flight n come over... :D

well its good to knw tht life's good n crazy for u n u r enjoying it at the moment :)